nintendochu:

skittle-happy-matt:

loki-princeofcats:

lusilly:

At first I was like
“oh hot reservoirthis is my jelly”
and it didn’t make sense
but then it did 



I laughed ten seconds straight before reblogging this.

IT’S BACK

mootiness:

firony:

bombprince:

melonlordn:

ieatgokudera:

EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT STUFF FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME

How eyeronic

get off my post

You don’t have to lash out

these puns are far too cornea

(via swissfuckkingcheese)


retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

(via pixelatedchocolatedonut)


kushdrinker:

kushdrinker:

*trips and falls into ur huge gaping vagina*

image

(via snowshroud)


chuuberry:

please don’t feel bad because you feel like you cry too much or that your grades suck or that you eat too much. Sailor Moon had all those flaws but she was a hero and so are you.

(via letsbedifferentforever)


fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

givemeinternet:

This Is How Koalas Run

thank you
blushpanic:

genji-senpai:

pezberry93:

Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”

hakuna your tatas omg

DonT HAVE A RACK ATTACK OMFG
lucifer-is-that-weird-uncle:

what-the-hells-going-on:

toastdurr:

kurloz-in-a-box:

toastdurr:

leo-valdez-is-not-on-fire:

toastdurr:

THEY WERE SELLING AMERICAN CANDY AT SCHOOL TODAY AAAA

they don’t have fruit roll ups in other countries?!?!

NO AND ITS BULLSHIT

YOU GUYS DONT HAVE FUCKING POPTARTS

nO AND IT IS FUCKING BULLSHITTTTTT

NO GUSHERS???????????

YOU DEPRIVED PEOPLE.

kidswithhats:

when the teacher finally tells the annoying kid in ur class to be quiet

image

(via pineapplelord)


dorkstrider:

do you ever reread an entire conversation you had with someone and just

image

(Source: dorkstrider, via scorpioxvirgo)


theskeletonsareafterme:

zelamish:

wunderbrot:

the buugeng is a type of s-staff.
to the best of my knowledge, it is used to engage in geometric visual warfare

Accurate.

GEOMETRIC VISUAL WARFARE.
parents are using my computer
  • parents: come here
  • me: i'm going
  • my thoughts: OH NO NO NO NO THEY DISCOVERED EVERYTHING, THEY FOUND MY HIDDEN VIDEOS, AND THE PICTURES OF THORKI, THE LEMONS, THE JGV, THE SENSITIVE PORNOGRAPH OVAS I DOWNLOADED, THE HARDCORE MANGAS, THE TWINCEST, THE YAOI, THE GAY PORN, THE FANFICTION THEY MUST HAVE DISCOVERED MY TUMBLR AND THEY SAW ALL THE PERVERTED THINGS I POSTED OH GOD WHAT DO I DO NOW WHAT IS THE LESS PAINFUL WAY TO COMMIT SUICIDE
  • arrives where parents are
  • parents: can you help us send this e-mail?


arkenstoneaeternalis:

You tell him, Frigga! Work those drapes!
hey there would you like to talk about homestuck?
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